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BROCKET 99! THE COMPLETE 2 CD SET & RELATED CD'S!
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HERE IT IS! THE ORIGINAL, UNCUT BROCKET 99 FROM 1986 & BROCKET II FROM 1989

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HERE'S WHAT YOU'LL GET ON THESE CD'S.  There's the original 90 minutes from September, 1986. Brocket 99 II from 1989 which includes more commercials and the story of Clayton Magnet. New Brocket 99 Part III Broken Head Casinos spot added to each CD set. Two More Bonuses Added - A Never Before Released Center Village Mall Commercial plus a few seconds more of the "simply a parody" intro left on the cutting room floor until now! Now the 2 CD Set comes with an additional, never before offered one minute and eight second out take  Looks like Ernie didn't like the original ending to side one, so he re-recorded it and left this piece on the cutting room floor. But now have this rare find! And now you'll have it too! The cut itself has been dubbed to death but you can still hear it just fine. And if you're a Brocket 99 freak like me, you need it! Click here for more info.
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BROCKET PARTY PACK 8 CD SET (scroll down for more info)

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BROCKET 2 CD SET & NSB 21 SONG PARODY COLLECTION

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BROCKET 99 PARTY PACK! 8 CD'S FOR ONE LOW PRICE!

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MAKE YOUR PARTY A WAR DANCE TO REMEMBER WITH THESE BROCKET CD'S. YOU GET 100% DICK TWANG, LENNY RED-NUTS TOUGH BUCK FROM BROCKET, NOT SO BROCKET, THE DRAKE HOTEL, RADIO CLIT (WITH NEW EXTRAS) + JUST ADDED, THE ERNIE SCAR INTERVIEW, AND OF COURSE THE BIG CHIEF OF DEM ALL; THE BROCKET 99 2 CD SET. SEPARATELY YOU'D PAY ALMOST $70 BUT THIS 8 PACK OF CD'S IS ONLY $38.99 (CANADIAN ORDERS) - NOTE: CD COVERS MAY NOT BE THE SAME AS SHOWN - SCROLL DOWN TO BUY THESE CD'S INDIVIDUALLY OR JUST CLICK ON THE CD.

14 TRACKS INCLUDING LYSOL RAP AND OLD BLUE CAR! AT LEAST 3 SONGS HAVE ZOOMED UP THE MP3 COMEDY CHARTS. Click here to read more! Reminiscent of J.R.R. Tolkien’s famous novel The Hobbit or otherwise known as There and Back Again, Lenny Red-Nuts sings about his circular journey away from his hometown of Brocket, Alberta, to the big city of Edmonton, his life-journey of experience and learning, and his return to Brocket to be reunited with his true-love Perline Pricklybush. Click for much more Lenny Info! NOT SO BROCKET VOLUME 1. 20  Brocket 99 parody tracks total! Click for song list and more info!

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THE DRAKE HOTEL is a tape that was made in Edmonton. Some claim it was a result of Brocket 99 and others believe it actually pre-dates it. More info Click here! 41 minutes of music, talk, commercials and a few bits that will make you smile. By the way, radio CLIT was called the sister station of Brocket 99, located in Regina, Sasatchwan . + Brocket 99 the Buck and The Closeline.  Apx 55 Minutes. More info Click here! SEE THE FACTS CONCERNING THE ERNIE SCAR INTERVIEW Click here!
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MORE BROCKET 99 INTERVIEWS


 

THE FOLLOWING CD'S ARE NOT PART OF THE BROCKET 99 PARTY PACK!

 

MICHAEL ANTHONY SHOW:

MARK CAMPBELL INTERVIEW

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AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH MARK CAMPBELL WHO HAS LONG BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING ERNIE SCAR AND THE CREATOR OF BROCKET 99. IF YOU ASK MOST BROCKET 99 FANS WHO ERNIE SCAR IS, THEY'LL USUALLY SAY; "IT'S MARK CAMPBELL."   

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MANY WOUNDS ON MY DICK (C) 2003 VBE

MICHAEL ANTHONY SHOW

DICK TWANG INTERVIEW + DRY MEAT SONG

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THIS EPISOAP ENTITLED "MANY WOUNDS ON MY DICK" WAS RELEASED IN JUNE 2003 IT INCLUDES AN INTERVIEW & MUSIC FROM THE DICK TWANG BAND. DICK ALSO EXPLAINS HOW IMPORTANT BROCKET 99 WAS TO THE BAND. Dick world premiere's THE DRY MEAT SONG! MORE CANADIAN INDIE ARTISTS!

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Here's some of the greatest stuff we've found for Brocket 99 fans. If you love Ernie Scar then sit back,  relax, get pissed and have some fun with other cool CD's. Check out all of the Stop Bush gear at cafe press and don't forget to listen and vote for the MAACP show with Michael Anthony and Chris Paulus. - They're always playing Brocket 99 stuff and talk about the parody continuously.
Anti Radio carries the worlds only Brocket 99 related radio show. Brocket 99 bits almost every single day.
MAACP and the Michael Anthony Show. Lots of Brocket 99 related content.

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